Excerpts from an interesting reflection by Mato: ----- Now World No. 1 after upstaging Laden
Joining John Kerry as a victim of President Bush’s seemingly unstoppable juggernaut, the world most wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden has conceded defeat in the terror war and declared that Americans ‘had spoken’ over who between him and Bush, was the better terrorist.
“ I thought I could terrorize Americans but I have to admit Bush has beaten me’ declared Mr. Bin Laden, “ he has managed to frighten 125 million people to voting for him, that’s remarkable, he is the Man!’
Mr. Laden said that keeping up with an ancient Arabic custom, he would give up his property to his victorious opponent. Part of that property is a giant cave in Tora Bora, which forms the current abode for the humiliated terror mastermind.
“ I really regret giving up this cave to Bush, it has served me well over the years" said Mr. Laden.
The cave is equipped with air conditioning; proximity alarms and is completely invisible from B52 bombers in the sky.
‘Am sure Mr. Bush will find some use for it, especially when his countrymen discover how much he has been lying to them’ Mr. Laden was quoted as saying. ----- Here's a revised pic of GW Bush, courtesy of talented tBlog graphic artist, our very own KRAZEDONE (not so krazy at all if you ask me):
Loved this article I found in my email this morning. For the full thing, go here
"Who's the Superpower now, you lunning dog loser."
The White House has issued a statement yesterday revealing it’s plans to reduce it’s massive National Debt by selling off various governmental assets. George W. Bush is expected to hold a news conference later today announcing the sale of the United States military forces, including the National Guard and Coast Guard, to China. The deal, worth an estimated three hundred and sixty billion dollars over three years is expected to be completed by January 15th, 2005. The deal must be ratified by the Republican led Congress but all reports suggest it will pass easily. ---- LOL, hey that's not such a bad idea after all. Apart from the obvious financial advantages, it may mean the US soldiers dead or missing in action might actually get official recognition and personal homage by the Chinese president!
Russia ready to discuss EU involvement in Chechnya
This EUobserver articles sounds like a bit of bright news among the daily downpoor of depressing misery in this very fucked world.
21/12/2004 - 09:36 CET | By Richard Carter
Russia could soon be repaying up to six billion dollars of debt to cash-strapped Germany (Photo: EU2004.nl)
Russian President Vladimir Putin has signalled a readiness to discuss EU involvement to ease the situation in war-torn Chechnya.
On a visit to Germany (20 December), Mr Putin said, "I would like to say that we have studied these proposals with great care in Moscow. We completely accept the proposals", according to Reuters.
Mr Putin is said to be willing to accept economic help in resolving the conflict, rather than political aid. Russia has always refused foreign intervention in what it terms a domestic battle.
The Financial Times Deutschland reports that Germany and Russia will set up a "dialogue forum" to discuss the Chechnya situation.
The Russian President's two-day visit to Germany comes in the wake of recent tensions between the EU and Russia, notably over the crisis in Ukraine.
But Mr Putin enjoys a good relationship with German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder and said he was prepared to discuss the Ukraine issue with him, as well as internal reforms in Russia.
Furthermore, sources quoted by Reuters said that Russia was preparing to pay off some of its foreign debt - which could net Germany up to six billion US dollars as soon as January.
This would be a great help for Germany as it struggles to bring Germany's budget under the ceiling of three percent of gross domestic product demanded by Brussels.
Man of the Year. Bush? Of course... why not? He fits right in
1800's: Napoleon 1920's: Stalin 1940's: Hitler 1970's: Pol Pot 1970's: Idi Amin 1990's: Juvenal Habyarimana 1980-2000's: Saddam Hussein 2004: G.W. Bush
Good one George, good to see you keep the tradition going.
Bush to the American People: 'Support your Troops...We Can't!'
LOL, nice one from Chuck Terzella. Here is the full article.
So boys and girls, remember:
Dig out anything you can find - cans of beans, brasso, shopping coupons, used condoms, turkeys carcasses, etc, and send it all to the WWF (White Wash Fund) at:
The White House, Crawford, Texas.
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It's time to reform his intelligence
George W. Bush, speaking at California’s Camp Pendleton, asked Americans to “Support our Troops”.
In a speech to the assembled soldiers Mr. Bush said, “Americans need to give our troops the support they need. We in the government would like to support them, but I gave away all of the governments money and then some in the first term, so we in Washington can’t really afford to support our troops anymore. So, we’re asking all Americans to bring covered dishes, you know, like casseroles, to their nearest military base to help feed the troops. And bullets. If any of you guys have some bullets or spare flak jackets that would be helpful. Cash too...the soldiers always need cash. Hell, I could use some myself, heh, heh.”
John Kerry, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, “ I told you fucking idiots in the Red States that we were in trouble, but did you listen? Noooo. Now you’ve kept a President that has preemptively aborted thousands of Iraqi children by blowing up their mothers and fathers, you’ll all probably die of diseases that stem cell research might have cured like skin cancer due to ozone depletion and you won’t be able to afford Chinese slave manufactured goods cause your money is worthless. Congratulations you bozo’s and Happy New Year.”
With Xmas coming up, I thought this thanksgiving blessing from John Breneman to be quite appropriate:
Thank you, O Lord, for the food we are about to eat. For thy roasted birdie, thy yams and mincemeat.
Thank you for thy prodigious mountains of mashed potatoes, slathered with thick brown scoops from thy decorative gravy boat, next to steaming piles of green-bean casserole and stuffing.
O yes, the stuffing ... Lord, please bless the dried cubes of bread and zesty seasonings which we have crammed into the gullet of Your divine creation, the turkey, after reverently yanking out his giblets.
And thank you for keeping us safe from harm when the knives and forks start flying and we dig into that can of cranberry sauce, sitting up in the cupboard since the Reagan era, that tangy, cylinder of jiggly crimson goo emblazoned with the words "best if served by Dec. 92."
We pray unto thee, O Lord, that we may not suffer severe gastrointestinal discomfort after we shovel the bounty of thy heaping plates into our unworthy pieholes.
And forgive Uncle John, Benevolent Father, for not finishing his fifth helping of turkey and dumping it in the trash, while skinny orphans in third-world countries rub their bloated tummies and cry, wondering why they have no oven-browned Pillsbury Pop-n-Fresh rolls.
EU is asking the US 'why do you want to murder yet another US citizen'?
Blogs that suck:NoGuru's blog
(fascist, racist and proud of it. Hatred and dumb rhetoric are his fav. pastimes). "Just my opinion, but I'll stick to it, just like a fly to shit" Reducto's blog
(written with the vision and logic of a deep-fried zucchini. Highly recommended for a good laugh)
BushLover's blog
(take a Noguru fruitcake, add more fascist sauce, sprinkle with threatening & bullying spices, and you've got a perfect BushLover dessert). Rsheinfield's blog
(pro-israel fanatic - anything the Israel gov says or does is gospel, including mass murder)
RedTigress's blog
(same as above + delightfully racist and fascist. An embarrassment to the Tiger species)
SithSense's blog
(same as above, + he just LOVES dead bodies and massacres)
Jim Doney's blog
(kinda like Reducto's blog. Just change "zucchini" to "potato")
ajhankin's blog
(same as above)
Defensor's blog
(another fascist bore)
LynnKramer's blog
(curious case of religious zealotry having reached advanced paranoiac delusional condition. Also a delightful source of racist blogs (her fav targets are the French, closely followed by Germans - but any European target will do just fine)
jrogg's blog
(not quite as dumb as Reducto, but ok for a bit of fun every now & then. There's hope for him)
Stepdad's blog
(yet another [sigh!] fascist nutcase)
Deshanews's blog
(same as above)
Camel dropping's blog
(A shameful insult to the otherwise very cute and cudly species of camels and dromedaries.
But, as CamelFace himself proudly announces, his thinking mode is achieved by farting through his own brain)
