Here's something I read in Europhobia. The blog's writer has the bad taste of living in the US and is now grovelling to the FBI not to be shipped to Guantanamo. If you search the site and dig in, you'll find I'm not kidding, and you'd better watch what you say/think/dream if you live in the United States.
Shame.
I thought America was supposed to have been the haven for Europeans dissatisfied with the religious & imperial tyranny of the past. But it looks like it's now grown into a monster worse than ex-USSR. Wish I had the money to buy the guy a ticket to European freedom of thought and speech.
Oh well, I'm now living in good old France and so don't give much of a hoot about the FBI, NSA, or other US thugs - so, here is the original article.
Hope you enjoy it :-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A prayer for dubya
Dear God:
Wassup? How's it hanging? Yeah, I know it's been a long time since we talked. This probably stems from my belief that you do not exist. Anyway, the reason why I'm calling you is because last night, President Bush said that he could feel it every time we prayed for him, and since he apparently doesn't listen to anyone but you, Lord, I thought you might pass this along to him.
Please kill George Bush. I hate him so much. I think he is a giant dick and I want terrible things to happen to him. I'm not really big on the specifics of how he dies, but if you could at least arrange it so that the authorities find his dead body on top of an underage black male prostitute surrounded by a mountain of cocaine and child pornography, that would really be super-awesome. And maybe you could have some media people there when the police find the body, so they can take pictures and stuff. That'd be fucking GREAT. Am I allowed to say "fuck" in a prayer? Shit, I just said it again. Ah, well.
Anyway, that's my prayer, Lord. Please, please, please kill Dubya. And Dick Cheney. And everyone else in the Bush Administration. Maybe they can all commit mass suicide together or something. I don't know. You're the one with all the ideas. You come up with something. I need more coffee.
Smooches and Huggles, anniesj
Come on, people. Share your own prayers for Bush. Maybe if we all pray hard enough, Bush will feel it so deeply he'll have an aneurysm! You never know! *squeezes eyes shut and prays harder*
Absolute Must: 10 reasons to read LynnKrapper's latest blog
One of President Bush's tough-guy soundbites is biting him in the bum today.
After 9/11, the president promised to nail the terror kingpin "dead or alive." But not long after he botched a chance to do just that -- "outsourcing" the job to Afghan warlords, as his opponent keeps pointing out -- Bush changed his tune.
With the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks still at large, Bush was asked at a March 13, 2002, White House press conference why he never mentions bin Laden anymore. The president, by then laser-focused on a guy -- Saddam Hussein -- who did not attack us, had lost interest in the man who did.
"You know, I just don't spend that much time on him," he responded. "I don't know where he is. ... I truly am not that concerned about him."
Fast forward to last night's debate.
Kerry called Bush on his remarks about bin Laden: "Six months after he said Osama bin Laden must be caught dead or alive, this president was asked, 'Where is Osama bin Laden?' He said, 'I don't know. I don't really think about him very much. I'm not that concerned.'"
The president's response can be added to his staggering rapsheet of misleading statements and outright lies: "Gosh, I just don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those EX-AGG-ER-A-TIONS."
But his blatant and pathetic attempt to flip-flop on his own remarks is contradicted by reality. The president's March 13, 2002, remarks about bin Laden can be seen here at the White House website.
In a damage-control statement released today, the president said "of course" he knows bin Laden, not Saddam Hussein, attacked the U.S. and "of course" he is trying to catch him in time for the election.
Plus, he said, his favorite President Bush action figure has killed a hapless Osama bin Laden action figure literally dozens of times in Oval Office play sessions.
John Kerry SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) -- Excessive wordiness may distract people from fully understanding your mixed messages. Future job prospects may hinge on your ability to expose a well-liked adversary's pathological dishonesty. Be decisive.
George W. Bush CANCER (June 21-July 22) -- Refuse to let facts and common sense intrude on your vision of what is right. Affecting a tough persona helps you compensate for feelings of intellectual inadequacy. Don't be distracted by rising death tolls. Stay the course.
Subject: fucked news from Iraq. Someone please clone LynnKrapper
Goodness, the brainless bigotry of that cunt will never cease to amaze me.
Can someone put her out of her misery? Shove a WMD up her ass or sumptin'.
I can accept non-religious political outright liars who will speak the most outrageous bullshit without even blushing. Hey, after all, politics don't exactly equal with moral values, right? Don't make it right, but it's *acceptable* to a degree.
But religious fanatic assholes doing the same is simply indecent. Reminds me of the hundreds of history books about (mostly) the catholic religion committing perjury, torture and mass murder on a grand and systematic scale over centuries and feeling very smug about it.
President Bush won a key endorsement today from the International Brotherhood of Stem Cells (IBSC).
A spokesman for the feisty building blocks of life said they feel safer under Bush, who has pledged to defend their right to maybe someday become a life, than under Sen. Kerry, who has made no secret of his diabolical plan to use them for medical research.
The president and his challenger differ sharply on undifferentiated embryonic cells, which political scientists say may hold the secret to curing spinal cord injuries and major diseases. The IBSC released the following statement:
"Though certain liberal elements of our membership believe we ought to sacrifice a few potential lives for the good of mankind, the majority of us agree we must look out for numero uno."
"John Kerry wants to sacrifice us for medical research, but where was he when the time came to give HIS stem cells for the cause? And Christopher Reeves, may he rest in peace, was not the boss of us."
Ok, since I'm feeling generous, I'll even pay up to 1 euro.
Regarding the practicalities:
I don't really wanna see the chimp's ass, even if it's still alive and wiggling. Save the expense of overseas postage and just flush it down your toilet.
Thanks in advance gals and guys! Lemme know when I can uncork that French Champagne bottle :-)
President Bush says the new report showing Saddam Hussein had absolutely had no weapons of mass destruction proves he was right to launch a war to protect us from weapons of mass destruction the Iraqi madman definitely did not possess.
For those readers still blinking and scratching their heads in confusion, we repeat: President Bush told us we had to invade Iraq because Hussein had WMDs. Now, faced with conclusive proof Hussein did not have weapons, the president says, "See? I told you I was right."
Supporters insist that the president's policy of peeing in America's ear and telling voters what they want to hear -- his so-called "trickle-down" strategy -- is actually a positive attribute because he does it so consistently.
But if he were to accidentally tell the truth, this would be seen as a weakness. So, regarding Iraq, it is vitally important that he keep showering us with a stream of piss and calling it a golden beacon of democracy.
In a related development, Bush says the fact that he will be the first president since Herbert Hoover to oversee a net loss of jobs during his four-year term offers clear proof that his economic policy is working.
President Bush is expected to come out firing at tonight's debate in St. Louis, but pundits disagree on whether he will try to reclaim momentum from Sen. John Kerry by shooting the Democratic insurgent with that cool pistol he got from Saddam Hussein.
A new report confirming that the president's claims about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq were absolutely false has provided fresh ammunition for Kerry. But strategists say Bush may exploit a loophole in the 32 pages of rules governing the debate, which apparently fail to prohibit shooting one's opponent with a souvenir firearm.
Kerry's message that the president rushed to war on falsified intelligence and sunk America into a horrible mess may resonate with voters, but President Bush is frankly getting a little ticked off. A spokesman for the Bush campaign said the president would only pop Kerry with Saddam's handgun as "a last resort." But if Kerry uses the new weapons report to "get in the president's face" he may be asking for trouble.
"Of course Saddam Hussein had weapons. He could have attacked the American people with that pistol, but the president took it from him. That's leadership," the Bush spokesman said. "John Kerry would have waited for the United Nations to take Saddam's pistol."
For WhosIs Johnny Galt. And Reducto. And anyone else, really. When will the US invade the UN?
Mmmm... Read a fascinating and deeply enlightening article by professor Cheetoh Reducto today.
It was addressed to John Galt (in its title - although, from the contents, ppl such as me, DianneMaire, WinstonSmith, etc, etc obviously fit the description of - quote - "the willingly stupid").
While the entire article is just riveting - not a single instance of boring bit, oh no sir - I found the end bit simply to be the masterpiece of all humankind thinking. Only a genius like Reducto could have come up with such a gem - not even NoGoodu can come close.
It essentially says the only 2 dangers humankind is facing nowadays are Saddam and the UN. Poor ole saddam is now out of action, therefore remains the problem of the well known terrorist organization, i.e. the UN.
I wonder when America will go invade the UN. Tough one, really - I mean, where do them little fuckers live? Should Bush go bombard New York city (it's well known to be the headquarters of those UN scumbags)? Anybody got a brilliant idea how to free and liberate UN-land and give it true American democracy à la Iraq?
PS: once the UN is taken care of, may I suggest, dear Reducto, that America should also rid the world of France? That should be easier to find - surely somebody in the White House has the European version of Microsoft Autoroute. Hey, only this morning at 2:30am some US plutonium travelled all the way from North of France to just down the road from where I live. I thought that was a touching (very moving I'd even say) symbol of Bush's desire for a renewed friendship and "entente cordiale".
PS: Luv and hugs to you too, my cutie pumpkin 'Ducto. I'll ship you another tanker of freedom fries next week, as promised. Deep fried in plutonium - man, they rock!
Did Kerry hammer Bush with that "colossal error of judgment" zinger? Or did Bush impress voters by telling 'em 11 times that fighting terror is "hard work"?
Did the president convince even more Americans that we had to invade Iraq because "the enemy attacked us"? Or did Kerry catch Bush pulling his ole "Saddam had to pay for 9/11" trick?
Did Bush wow 'em by repeating his consistent message that Kerry is inconsistent? Or did Kerry shake Bush's steadfast resolve that all he needs to win re-election is steadfast resolve?
As they say in the influential hip-hop demographic, did Flip-Flop get dope slapped or did Kid Kerry rock the mike and make W. his Bee-yush?
These are the questions that spin through our heads as the unpredictable post-debate portion of the debate unfolds before us.
Did the challenger hit a home run? Did the incumbent lay an egg?
Did Bush's "plainspoken" personality shine through when he said, "I uh ..." then froze for several agonizing seconds? Or did President Six-Pack overcome a subpar oratorical performance by making funny faces at Senator Smarty-Pants?
Did Kerry get under Bush's skin by reminding him that Osama bin Laden, not Saddam Hussein, attacked America on Sept. 11? Or did the president successfully rebut the charge by saying, duh, "Of course I know Osama bin Laden attacked us. I know that"?
Did Kerry score rhetorical points by saying Bush "outsourced" the job of capturing bin Laden to Afghan warlords working for minimum wage? Or was it a low blow to remind Jr. that his daddy was smart enough not to bumble into Iraq with no "exit strategy"?
Did Kerry make headway by suggesting the president's tax cuts for the rich would be better spent making America safer? Or does Bush really expect voters to buy his simplistic response that of course we're safe with him because "That's my job"?
Perhaps the most important questions of all: Will these revealing face-to-face showdowns cause any supporters of this failed president to look back after Nov. 2 and say, "I actually DID vote for George W. Bush, before I voted against him"? Or is it too late to convince those who have been duped by Mr. Bush that he is the wrong president at the wrong place at the wrong time?
Blogs that suck:NoGuru's blog
(fascist, racist and proud of it. Hatred and dumb rhetoric are his fav. pastimes). "Just my opinion, but I'll stick to it, just like a fly to shit" Reducto's blog
(written with the vision and logic of a deep-fried zucchini. Highly recommended for a good laugh)
BushLover's blog
(take a Noguru fruitcake, add more fascist sauce, sprinkle with threatening & bullying spices, and you've got a perfect BushLover dessert). Rsheinfield's blog
(pro-israel fanatic - anything the Israel gov says or does is gospel, including mass murder)
RedTigress's blog
(same as above + delightfully racist and fascist. An embarrassment to the Tiger species)
SithSense's blog
(same as above, + he just LOVES dead bodies and massacres)
Jim Doney's blog
(kinda like Reducto's blog. Just change "zucchini" to "potato")
ajhankin's blog
(same as above)
Defensor's blog
(another fascist bore)
LynnKramer's blog
(curious case of religious zealotry having reached advanced paranoiac delusional condition. Also a delightful source of racist blogs (her fav targets are the French, closely followed by Germans - but any European target will do just fine)
jrogg's blog
(not quite as dumb as Reducto, but ok for a bit of fun every now & then. There's hope for him)
Stepdad's blog
(yet another [sigh!] fascist nutcase)
Deshanews's blog
(same as above)
Camel dropping's blog
(A shameful insult to the otherwise very cute and cudly species of camels and dromedaries.
But, as CamelFace himself proudly announces, his thinking mode is achieved by farting through his own brain)
