You prolly noticed I haven't participated much here lately. Why? Cuz I'm getting kind of disinterested. Why? Because I find it depressing that half the American population appears to have the IQ of a dead donkey.
*Appears* is the key word here, for I do not believe the average American is more stupid (nor more intelligent) than the average Italian, Japanese, etc. So, when one consults worldwide opinion which is that all ppl on this planet (except for 150 million US voters) think Bush should be locked up together with Saddam, instead of making us suffer through the puking exhibition of him claiming another round of presidency, one starts to truly wonder.
I mean, what the fuck's going on? Are Americans actually under-brained or what? No, obviously not. So... then... how come they see things the near entire opposite to 99% of the rest of this planet's population, be they Australians, Swedish, Lebanese, French, Malaysians, etc?
I believe *THE* problem is that of a culture syndrome (first thing I noticed when I moved to the States is how gullible ppl are) together with a never seen before propaganda machine that makes ex-USSR Pravda newpaper and gov-run one and only TV station look like bible truth in comparison.
In other words, my American friends, there is a severe problem in your so called *free* system. It's not only NOT free, it's manipulated, it's corrupt beyond imagination, and you gals and guys are the suckers paying the price for it.
You know, for months if not years, I've been very involved here (and other places) because my being married to an American woman + having lived there for a number of years, and so making the US one of my 3 homelands, and so I eagerly care for its well-being.
But now, I'm getting tired of it, and bored with the entire pushing shit uphill exercise.
Now, if I was still living there, I'd rightly be so concerned I'd still be screaming blue murder here and everywhere on a daily basis. But I now live in France, and quite frankly, Bush and America in general has next to no impact on my daily life. Yeah, I know, selfish, but hell, how many Americans care whether asshole Sarkozy will be our next fascist president, and even more to the point, how many spend daily energy on forums such as tBlog to try spread the *good* word?
As far as I'm concerned, I feel I've done my bit. The rest is in your hands, my US fellows. YOU decide your own future.
Of course, if I was living in Iran, I'd be just as concerned as if I were living in the States, since the outcome of the US presidential election will no doubt make the difference between a repeat of Iraq-freedom-operation, LOL, only this time in Iran, as against the bliss of not being invaded and warred on and flattened out by the US armed forces.
But thank goodness, as I live in Europe, I have nothing to fear from Bush or the US military. Bush has made the thoughtful move of showing the world what a pityful military force the US actually have nowadays. While the whole world agrees North Korea is the most potent threat to this planet, Bush, sure enough, isn't even considering talking about the remote possibility of *neutralizing* this threat:
Hey, man, this could be dangereous stuff... those guys have WEAPONS, even NUKE ones, for christ's sake!
Whereas, Iraq - after the UN conveniently diagnosed that the only WMDs they have are camels, donkeys and potato slings - was a perfect target for the US to prove their almighty superior & courageous military might, and run them to the ground - even if it involved the bulk of the US military task force to achieve that amazing result, LOL. Of course, never mind that well over a year after, they still get an average of 5 US soldier casualties per day, and that the *now free and democratic Iraq* is a pile of rubble worse than it ever was under Saddam.
So, the comforting thought is it's clear the US will never dare try its invading trick on Europe, as we have lotsa more atomic bombs than North Korea, let alone the fact we are much more advanced (technologically speaking) than North Korea and even the US on this frightening subject.
Funny thought, to close off: it used to be ex-USSR was the big bad wolf who was threatening to invade and mold the rest of the planet to its rules and subservience.
This threat's now gone.
Somehow though, someone's replaced them and revived it (the threat).
The Humor Gazette has obtained documents showing that John Kerry is a war hero and George W. Bush is an asshole.
The information has been authenticated by the same experts who verified President Bush's uranium yellow cake documents.
However, the revelation is not expected to impact the election because in the interest of national security the president has brainwashed half the nation into chanting "flip-flop" on his command.
No documents, real or forged, have yet emerged to support the theory, widely held in Democratic circles, that President Bush in 1973 sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for the future presidency and an 8-ball of fine Colombian powder.
Meanwhile, the Kerry campaign has been shaken by revelations that Bush used his father's influence to stay out of Vietnam then just disappeared from the National Guard.
Supporters of the president apparently see no irony or shame in the fact the president's men have slammed Kerry for getting shot at by the Viet Cong while their man was getting bombed on kamikazes, or that he misled us into war, got thousands of people killed and quadrupled the number of people who want America dead.
This is because, as seen on TV, President Bush possesses a rare ability to piss in your ear and tell you it's a shimmering beacon of democracy.
The president appeared before the United Nations on Tuesday, reiterating his statement that if he knew then what he knows today -- that no weapons would be found and that thousands of people would lie dead -- he would still blaze cluelessly into Iraq and turn it into a smoldering cesspool of violence and hate.
The president's supporters understand that Bush needs the war to make him feel like a big man and accept the president's word that that blasting the place into freedom is the only way to make sure the Iraqi suicide bombers of 9/11 don't strike again.
The only thing the president said he would do differently would be to act a little cockier. Those close to the president say that, in retrospect, he now regrets he did not taunt Saddam Hussein a little more, call him a "girlie man" and sneer "Look at you now, punk."
Maybe decorate Saddam's face with a few haymakers while Cheney and Rumsfeld hold his arms, then strip him naked and put him on a dog leash for a while. Bury some cowboy boot in his freedom-hating ass.
The president also reminded the U.N. of his pre-war promise that there would be "serious consequences" if Saddam Hussein continued his defiance. But with the death toll climbing each day and no end in sight, the rest of the world now has a stark, hellish picture of what President Bush means by "serious consequences."
By John Breneman
Vote for Kerry if you hate America and want to die soon
Here is funny one by J.D. Stone. Hope you enjoy it :-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Last week our great Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney eloquently told the American people that if they made the mistake of electing John Kerry as president that deadly terrorist attacks were sure to follow.
Being a great supporter of the Cheney/Bush administration (aka the "Dick in the Bush" regime), I got to thinking about what other tragedies might befall the American people if we were to make the grave mistake of putting our electoral muscle behind John Kerry instead of George W. Bush.
The following list itemizes many other bad things that are quite likely to happen to YOU if you vote for John Kerry:
X If you vote for John Kerry it is very likely that you will start getting extreme body odor that would ruin any social life you might have.
X If you vote for John Kerry it is very likely that your dog will die.
X All men who vote for John Kerry can expect a bad case of erectile dysfunction.
X If you vote for John Kerry, Osama bin Laden will pay a personal visit to your house and, along with Willie Horton, gang rape your loved ones.
X If you vote for John Kerry and you are a Yankee fan it is very likely that the Red Sox will win the World Series this year.
X If you vote for John Kerry and you are a Red Sox fan it is very likely that the Yankees will win the World Series this year.
X If you vote for John Kerry your TV will break.
X If you vote for John Kerry you will lose your job.
X If you vote for John Kerry it is quite likely you will begin flip-flopping on all major decisions.
X And if you vote for John Kerry you will become homosexual and want to move to Massachusetts to marry a same-sex partner.
So, if you were of the opinion that this election didn't mean much to you personally, think again! Be a patriot and don't let fear get the better of you, join the team and vote for four more years of "Dick in the Bush."
*Paid for by Bush/Cheney 2004 - Operation Sensitive Destruction
Blogs that suck:NoGuru's blog
(fascist, racist and proud of it. Hatred and dumb rhetoric are his fav. pastimes). "Just my opinion, but I'll stick to it, just like a fly to shit" Reducto's blog
(written with the vision and logic of a deep-fried zucchini. Highly recommended for a good laugh)
BushLover's blog
(take a Noguru fruitcake, add more fascist sauce, sprinkle with threatening & bullying spices, and you've got a perfect BushLover dessert). Rsheinfield's blog
(pro-israel fanatic - anything the Israel gov says or does is gospel, including mass murder)
RedTigress's blog
(same as above + delightfully racist and fascist. An embarrassment to the Tiger species)
SithSense's blog
(same as above, + he just LOVES dead bodies and massacres)
Jim Doney's blog
(kinda like Reducto's blog. Just change "zucchini" to "potato")
ajhankin's blog
(same as above)
Defensor's blog
(another fascist bore)
LynnKramer's blog
(curious case of religious zealotry having reached advanced paranoiac delusional condition. Also a delightful source of racist blogs (her fav targets are the French, closely followed by Germans - but any European target will do just fine)
jrogg's blog
(not quite as dumb as Reducto, but ok for a bit of fun every now & then. There's hope for him)
Stepdad's blog
(yet another [sigh!] fascist nutcase)
Deshanews's blog
(same as above)
Camel dropping's blog
(A shameful insult to the otherwise very cute and cudly species of camels and dromedaries.
But, as CamelFace himself proudly announces, his thinking mode is achieved by farting through his own brain)
